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Wake The Fuck Up! Coffee Chocolate Macadamia Nut Flavor, Ground, 1lb.
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Need to be alert? Got some studying to do? Working late? Can't afford to fall asleep at the wheel? Here's your remedy. This coffee makes a seriously strong f*cking cup of joe. It'll put a stride in your step and some lead in your pencil. Not to mention, that you'll probably reorganize the garage and finally get to the lawn. Wake The F**k Up and live! Your new motto can be sleep is for the dead. You won't perspire, you'll percolate. This is clearly a better option to the caffeine IV drip.
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A secret blend of Costa Rican & Brazilian coffees Artisan roasted and ground in New Orleans. Espresso beans are ground into the mix.
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Great Novelty Gift!
February 4, 2015
Reviewer: Michael Wheeler from Savona, NY United States
The coffee is very good.I drive 15% faster due to WTFU coffee! Just kidding! I would prefer to buy as "beans" instead of ground. But... still a great gift to give someone with a sense of humor.
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